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Koro
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Fallow sits up and lets out his breath. "Oy! Mage! Y' almost broke my sitar! Crazy *itch!"

A swoman dressed all in red sitting by herself at a small table stands and folds her arms, scowling. "You mock the mages, and you still have the audacity to go searching for the Mirror of Ras, crafted by mages." She shakes her head. "It's a shame how stupid men are."

"That's sexist!" Nott calls.

"Yeah! Women can be stupid too!" Shep calls highly.

November 23, 2014 at 7:18 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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''You're just digging yourselves deeper!'' Yoru sighed.
November 23, 2014 at 7:21 PM Flag Quote & Reply

nue
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''It was crafted by A mage, by the way!'' Finty called. She was confused but recognized that she was meant to be against the woman ''It isn't called '''Ra and some other people who got involved too' 's mirror, have you even read the story?''

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November 23, 2014 at 7:22 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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''Yeah, she's right! Don't you idiots even know about your own mirror?!'' Ring argued.
November 23, 2014 at 7:25 PM Flag Quote & Reply

nue
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Mai looked from the woman to the group, grinning from ear to ear. Briar just sighed, while X was stuck still trying not to laugh. ''ALSO-'' She began, but Briar put a hand on her shoulder and shook her head. 

''Don't get involved.''

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November 23, 2014 at 7:27 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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Yume and Yoru just sighed to themselves, and Whisper was still holding a pen as though waiting for someone who looked like they could be doodled upon.
November 23, 2014 at 7:32 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Koro
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The woman turns towards Finty with narrowed eyes, then back towards Fallow, then sharply at Ring. "Damn mortals. Think they're clever, think they're better. Just wait--!"

November 23, 2014 at 7:37 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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''Wait for what?'' Ring teased. ''You to come up with a threat that actually causes any concern?'' -Cough- Ring is also good at pissing people off when the situation calls for it.
November 23, 2014 at 7:40 PM Flag Quote & Reply

nue
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''To be fair, you were the one who made the mistake about the mages-''

''Finty, drop it.''

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November 23, 2014 at 7:41 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Koro
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The woman slams a fist down on the table and lowers her head. "You're all uncultured asses. All of you. You're looking for the mirror, but you... you're asses. You're idiots. You're all going to die." She sits up slowly. "But I'm going to make it difficult. You need to learn. You need to respect--"

"CRAZY MAGES." Fallow hides it in a cough but it was still really clear.

There was a flash of light

and

and

idk

BOOBS

November 23, 2014 at 7:45 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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They closed their eyes from the brightness.
November 23, 2014 at 7:49 PM Flag Quote & Reply

nue
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''..?'' Finty paused and looked at her hands, down at her feet, touched her face, but couldn't see anything that seemed different. ''What happened?''

''HOLY FECKING TITS! LITERALLY.''

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November 23, 2014 at 7:50 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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They appeared alarmed. ''...Shit?'' asked Yoru.
November 23, 2014 at 7:54 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Koro
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The woman had vanished.

Fallow stands up slowly, sliding away his sitar. He grabs a chair to keep himself from falling forward.

Rien screeches loudly and Shep had already burst into hysteric laughter.

Nott hadn't noticed what was wrong yet.

November 23, 2014 at 7:57 PM Flag Quote & Reply

nue
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''WHERE DID MY CHEST GO? WHY DO THEY HAVE- OH MY GOD THEY HAVE BOO-HOO-HOOOBS..'' Xiaozhai tried to stay serious, but by the end of her sentence she was laughing hysterically. 

''I don't see any difference..'' Finty said. ''At least, not on me..''

''You never had a chest.'' Briar said, raising a eyebrow.

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November 23, 2014 at 7:59 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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Ring and Whisper were speechless.
November 23, 2014 at 8:03 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Koro
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"What the hell is this?" Fallow exclaims, leaning back awkwardly with the weight on his chest. "Hot damn! I have boobs! Sweeeet!"

Nott glances at him and puts a hand to her mouth. She glances down her own chest, then at Rien, then at X and Finty. She lowers her hand and sits down. "Well."

Rien appeared to be silently sobbing with his face on the table.

A few spectators were laughing or crying out.

November 23, 2014 at 8:08 PM Flag Quote & Reply

nue
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Mai looked confused. ''Hm? Fallow, Rien, Shep, I thought you were guys?''

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November 23, 2014 at 8:10 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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''...What just happened?'' Yume frowned. ''MY BOOBS ARE GONE!'' Ring wailed, throttling Yoru. '' YOU STOLE THEM DIDN'T YOU?!''
November 23, 2014 at 8:15 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Koro
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"I am," whimpers Rien.

"You were," Shep chides. "Now you have boobs!"

Fallow makes a cheering noise and strums a dramatic chord, standing on the table and bobbing up and down, watching his boobs bounce. "Aagh! Water! I can feeeeelll it jiggling! Sweet!"

Nott puts her head in her hands. "Mages. Damn mages."

November 23, 2014 at 8:16 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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