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nue
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''Oh.'' Mai nodded. ''Wait, so.. why do you have thingies?'' 

''It.. It makes you feel bad when guys have more chest than you do..'' Finty muttered.

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November 23, 2014 at 8:18 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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''...I'm going to kill these mages,'' Yoru scowled, clearly not enjoying his new-found boobs as much as Fallow was.
November 23, 2014 at 8:20 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Koro
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"SUCK IT, FINTY," Fallow shouts cheerfully, cupping his hands around his boobs. "These things are great."

"They're heavy," Shep comments.

"Would you two please shut up?" Nott growls.

"No! Someone buy me a drink! Look, I'm attractive!"

November 23, 2014 at 8:30 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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Yume nodded in fierce agreement with Finty.
November 23, 2014 at 8:32 PM Flag Quote & Reply

nue
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''Well, well.. Uh.. When, when you hug flat chested girls, you're closer to their hearts!'' Finty said, defensively.

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November 23, 2014 at 8:34 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Koro
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Some hysterically laughing girl hands Fallow a drink, which he swallows quickly. "YES, BUT BOOBS!"

Rien makes a sobbing noise. "We need to fix this."

"How do you run with these?" Shep mumbles.

"I agree with the wimpy not-human," Nott mumbles, gesturing at Rien. "This is bullshit."

November 23, 2014 at 8:37 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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''That is an excellent point!'' Yume exclaimed. ''GIVE MY BOOBS BACK, YOU JERK,'' Ring continued. ''I... Don't know what to do...'' Yoru put his head down on the table.
November 23, 2014 at 8:38 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Koro
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Rien lifts his head, blackish tears streaming down his face. "We need to find that mage. Or a mage. Or surgery."

Fallow scoffs and jumps down from the table. "C'mon. Your boobs aren't even that big."

"I don't care. I can feel them. It's unnatural."

November 23, 2014 at 8:41 PM Flag Quote & Reply

nue
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''Can't you just.. push them back in?'' Mai asked. Finty, X, and Briar turned to her with questioning glances.

''You do know.. how those work, right Mai?''

''Not really..''

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November 23, 2014 at 8:43 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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''We need to get this fixed immediately,'' Ring said. '' You were a cause of this!'' Yume accused. ''GIVE THEM BAC-'' ''SHUT UP RING. SHUT UP.''
November 23, 2014 at 8:45 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Koro
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Fallow grabs Yoru by the arm and gives a kind of sad attempt to lift him off the table, but continues dragging him anyways. He grabs Shep with his other arm. "C'mon. We're going shopping."

Nott runs a hand over her face. "This is... this is bullshit. Where the hell did that mage go?"

Rien makes another sobbing sound and sits up, putting his hands to his chest. "How does anyone put up with this? We have to fix it."

November 23, 2014 at 8:49 PM Flag Quote & Reply

nue
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i gtg ;-;

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November 23, 2014 at 8:51 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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''See what we have to put up with?'' Yume said pointedly. '' YOU dont have to,'' Ring said sharply. Yoru allowed himself to be dragged along. Whisper hovered in the air apparently giving zero fucks about everything that was going on.
November 23, 2014 at 8:53 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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Late comment ;-;
November 23, 2014 at 8:54 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Koro
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G'night. .3.

November 23, 2014 at 9:01 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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Hey guys. You on?

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idek

November 25, 2014 at 4:06 PM Flag Quote & Reply

nue
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''I, eh, really don't care if you guys want to keep 'em..'' Xiaozhai said, standing up from the table, ''But I really need to get mine back.'' 

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November 29, 2014 at 4:20 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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''It's not fair,'' Ring nodded.
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idek

November 29, 2014 at 4:22 PM Flag Quote & Reply

nue
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''I'm being opressed, too!'' Wailed Finty, folding her arms over her chest. Briar sighed.

''You look exactly the same as before, Finty..''

''S..shusshh!''

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November 29, 2014 at 4:28 PM Flag Quote & Reply

Violet
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''We want our boobs back!'' Ring yelled. Yoru just hid under the table.
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idek

November 29, 2014 at 4:30 PM Flag Quote & Reply

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